Warner Bros. have released the first trailer for Wachowskis long awaited sci-fi Jupiter Ascending.
After two diabolical Matrix sequels, Speed Racer and Cloud Atlas, Lana (nee Andy) and Larry Wachowski have squandered more potential than M Night Shyamalan.
Poor Channing Tatum looks like he’s playing with the double handicap of a ropey British accent and bad facial hair. Woof.
Jupiter Ascending was originally slated for release in July 2014 but Warner Bros pushed it back by seven months. Box office competition? Spongebob: Sponge out of Water.
Verdict: Jupiter Ascending. Wachowskis Descending.
Jupiter Ascending is released on 6th February 2015.